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Tuesday, 19 September 2017

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Is there a time where you've gone on a peaceful walk and walk into pole? If you haven't, I won't recommend trying.
There are different reactions to poles, some more idiotic than others.
The first one is called the drama queen the name has properly given it away, it's when some drama queen or king walks into a pole and start crying out loud “I'm gonna die I'm gonna die goodbye sweet world goodbye!” And if they cut themselves oh you do not want to what will happen then.
The second reaction is called the pole’s worst nightmare. I named it this because if you were a pole in this situation you would wish you were never born. It is where some  total idiot runs into a pole and falls onto the ground repeats that about 20 times then gets knocked out. Luckily this specific so called skill is quite rare these days.
This last scenario I wanted to save. It Is the stupidest reaction I reckon anyone could do. So picture this, somebody gets real rage at a pole for the pole apparently walking into them. The person punches the pole, and because they punched the pole they get even more angry, so angry that they kick it. Now this is where it gets dangerous, this is the one that tops it all off for them. They headbut it, getting knocked out with a slight concussion.
The lesson here is poles aren't the ones who walk into you, you’re the ones who walk into them.

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Is there a time where you've gone on a peaceful walk and walk into pole? If you haven't, I won't recommend trying.
There are different reactions to poles, some more idiotic than others.
The first one is called the drama queen the name has properly given it away, it's when some drama queen or king walks into a pole and start crying out loud “I'm gonna die I'm gonna die goodbye sweet world goodbye!” And if they cut themselves oh you do not want to what will happen then.
The second reaction is called the pole’s worst nightmare. I named it this because if you were a pole in this situation you would wish you were never born. It is where some  total idiot runs into a pole and falls onto the ground repeats that about 20 times then gets knocked out. Luckily this specific so called skill is quite rare these days.
This last scenario I wanted to save. It Is the stupidest reaction I reckon anyone could do. So picture this, somebody gets real rage at a pole for the pole apparently walking into them. The person punches the pole, and because they punched the pole they get even more angry, so angry that they kick it. Now this is where it gets dangerous, this is the one that tops it all off for them. They headbut it, getting knocked out with a slight concussion.
The lesson here is poles aren't the ones who walk into you, you’re the ones who walk into them.

Max made.

































































































































































































Is there a time where you've gone on a peaceful walk and walk into pole? If you haven't, I won't recommend trying.
There are different reactions to poles, some more idiotic than others.
The first one is called the drama queen the name has properly given it away, it's when some drama queen or king walks into a pole and start crying out loud “I'm gonna die I'm gonna die goodbye sweet world goodbye!” And if they cut themselves oh you do not want to what will happen then.
The second reaction is called the pole’s worst nightmare. I named it this because if you were a pole in this situation you would wish you were never born. It is where some  total idiot runs into a pole and falls onto the ground repeats that about 20 times then gets knocked out. Luckily this specific so called skill is quite rare these days.
This last scenario I wanted to save. It Is the stupidest reaction I reckon anyone could do. So picture this, somebody gets real rage at a pole for the pole apparently walking into them. The person punches the pole, and because they punched the pole they get even more angry, so angry that they kick it. Now this is where it gets dangerous, this is the one that tops it all off for them. They headbut it, getting knocked out with a slight concussion.
The lesson here is poles aren't the ones who walk into you, you’re the ones who walk into them.

Max made.













































































































































































































































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